Seize The Bidet

I rarely walk barefoot in a motel room but when I do, I'm drunk

OK, now where was I? Oh, yeah, the Rustic Inn Motel, in Ely, Nevada. The woman who runs it is very hands-on and welcoming and she said that just by talking to me on the phone she could tell I’d love the Green Green Suite of Home, which features a king-sized “photosynthesis bed” and, in a characteristically nice little touch, a set-up to brew chamomile tea at bedtime. At $77.00 plus tax, it was hands-down the best value of my entire outing.

Ty L. Fermiles